New Career

While relaxing on the sofa with my M & M's treat (pour one layer of M & M's into a cereal bowl one layer deep and microwave 30 seconds), I was impressed to ponder the possibilities of a new career. 

My TV viewing enlighted moment came during a program explaining the crucial need to preserve the coastal waters of the Pacific Ocean along California.  As we know, Californians are always the first to lead the rest of us idiots into nirvana.  It seems that there are people paid to bob along under water counting kelp.  Hmmm....pretty fish....underwater sounds....counting....floating....occasional side strokes....lunch on the beach....pretty fish...underwater sounds....counting....floating....occasional side strokes....

Forget it, I'd have to get off the sofa.