Advice

What is the secret?  For an experienced restroom user, one would think that placing the seat cover on the seat would not require planning and positioning.  


Is it best to just balance the cover on the seat and then sit hard enough to force the center open?  Often the front falls into the water and before the fanny hits the seat with its neatly positioned cover, whoosh, the cover is gone! 


Is the better technique to tear each of the three points securing the middle before placement?  This method most often results in the whole thing immediately dropping into the toilet bowl and results in a feeling of defeat before the actual mission even begins.  Most of the time the restroom visitor is hopping around so frantically just entering the facility that time is greatly limited.  This technique is definitely the most time consuming.


Or, does one throw caution to the wind and sit without covering?  In this case,  99% of the time, the poor unsuspecting fanny will surely be met with someone else's liquid leftover.