Thursday, January 21, 2010

Types of Snow


We are looking forward to our return to Brighton for a family ski trip. Like the Eskimo, I have defined specific show types - each with their unique qualities:
  • powdered sugar - an easy ski
  • cornmeal - slow, fun, and accompanied by 60 degree air
  • ash - rare lifetime opportunity, weightless
  • sand - a whiplash event
  • cement - okay if it's shallow, above 50 degrees and sunny
  • crust - a surprise when unexpected, throws off your schway
  • ice - fast and fear-inducing, least favorite
  • rock salt - if it's deep and cold, a slick ride
  • chunky crud - grapefruit-sized frozen snow globs (avoid)
  • beanbag chair styrofoam - when it's deep, almost as fun as powder
  • tracked powder - better than no powder
  • untracked powder - thigh-burning delight
  • tree stashes - bits of powder hidden off the beaten path
  • flour - heavier than powdered sugar, challenging when you're buried
  • mustard seed - fun underfoot, but not in a blizzard
  • air glitter - ice crystals that sparkle in the air, spiritual

It's all good :)

6 comments:

Garth said...
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Garth said...

Enjoyed your post. I think you have got the types of snow right :)

Birrell Family said...

Have a most wonderful time together!
Dessert when you get back :)

bsurrounded said...

Look at those blue skies. You have to love it. Isn't Utah something? Marci you are truly a dedicated skier if you've skied in all of those types of snow. Some sound horrible.

megs and josh said...

Love It!
This year I might see what I can do to get Josh to try Skiing.

Katie said...

Really? All are good?

I just can't stand chunky crud. I had the suprise lumps that sneak up and grab me. Hate it.