Unsuspecting Target

Amazingly enough, bizarre things happen to me in the classroom. Today I blasted a student with 10 pumps of dish soap concentrate. Trying to be helpful, I walked up to his sink and told him that he didn't have enough soap in the dishwater to cut the grease. To aid him, I promptly and forcefully pumped 10 full and fast strokes on the soap dispenser. He stood rigid and then slyly reached for a paper towel to wipe off the front of his clothing. Guess I didn't have the nozzle of the dispenser aimed at the water. Such a polite young man - didn't see it coming - didn't believe it came - didn't acknowledge the delivery.

Gotta love my job

Welcome to My Home

• newly painted interior
• 2,350 square feet
• 5 bedrooms
• 2 3/4 bathrooms
• all new energy-efficient windows
• 100% useable space - completely finished - lots of storage
• newly remodeled kitchen
• hardwood floors throughout, even under carpet
• all brick exterior with lovely stonework front porch
• covered patio
• large family room with adjoining entertainment kitchen
• light, spacious downstairs living with large new windows
• self-contained laundry room with hook-ups and venting
• mature yard with automatic sprinkler system
• quality craftsmanship
• two gas fireplaces
• new main electrical panel and upgrades
• R-32 blown cellulose attic insulation
• central air conditioning
• newer model lennox elite 80+ brand natural gas heating system
• low maintenance exterior

Fireplaces upstairs and downstairs

Upstairs Bedrooms

New Kitchen

Remodeled Bathroom Downstairs