Lift Conversation

Me:  "Did you hear that our dentist broke both legs?"
Hubbie:  "No that's too bad."
Me:  "At least he can still get around."
Hubbie:  "I guess that kind of job would be good if you broke both legs."
Me:  "He was putting up Christmas lights."

.....audible GASP from the guys sharing the quad chair lift with us.....

Them:  "Thank goodness!  We just flew in from Chicago and this is our first run.  We thought it was a skiing accident."