I admit it. I can't sit through the whole Super Bowl, so I try to get some lively conversation going. My sweet hubby didn't appreciate the following comments:
Me: "I don't think those yellow pants guys wear underwear. What do you think?"
Hubby: No comment
Me: "Do you think that if that middle commentator guy sat on a phone book he'd look bigger? I don't like his suit."
Hubby: No comment
Me: "So should I say that the Jones guy made an amazing play at the end of the second quarter?"
Hubby: "...end of first half."
Me: "I think the dark outfits are better. They look more superhero, you know, batman-like."
Hubby: No comment
Me: "Would they just stop talking, I can see the halftime show starting in the background. There's smoke!"
Hubby: No comment
Me: "Why are you leaving! It's the halftime show!"
Hubby: "I'm going to the bathroom....let me know if there's a wardrobe malfunction.
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